Monday, December 28, 2009

P.S. Merry Christmas?

To all of you AVID Opening the Kimono readers out there, I hope you and yours have enjoyed your holiday season so far. The new year is just around the corner, so don't go and do anything stupid. I'm counting on you guys being here for at least another month or so. And Yes, "anything stupid" includes climbing the roof of your parent's house butt ass naked, with a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey in one hand and the neighbor's cat in the other. All the while screaming at the sky that you'd rather burn in Hell than succumb to Robot rule. I'm speaking hypothetically here, not from experience... You know, as an example... Ok, there was a rough patch there when I just didn't... LISTEN, be careful out there, ok? I'm nothing without you.


Warmest wishes,
Thanks for reading,

- Jason

A Perfect 10!

The wave of the future will be robotics...and when I say Wave, I mean Rulers.

They have learned to walk on two legs, to cook our food and to clean our floors. NOW, they are training for what I can only assume to be a Robotic Olympics, which will lead to one thing, and one thing only, WORLD DOMINATION.

So far the only evidence I've managed to find is this small video clip. The little guy has very good form, and even though his dismount was a LITTLE shaky (at 38 seconds), I still gave him a 10
.



Check out more videos at Hinamitetu's YouTube page HERE.

Friday, December 18, 2009

I Hate Babies, but I Think I MIGHT Want One Now















Honey, turn the lights down low and put on that John Lennon album I like so much...you know, from the Lion King. It time to throw some lovin' down. Thank you again Geekologie.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Go Out for Eggs and Milk... Come Back as Rip Van Winkle

"Hey guys, I'm going out to get a few things from the market, with my helpful grocery shopping Robot! I'll be back in THREE FUCKING YEARS!"

I guess it's a good thing he's slow. That way when you two are strolling down Aisle 5 together (Household / Cleaning) you can outrun the little bastard when he goes for the Kitchen Knives and tries to fillet you're face off.





Thanks Geekologie

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Why Didn't I Think of That?


This has got to be the smartest god damn idea I've seen in a long while.

Good lookin' out Gizmodo

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

WTF Blogger?

I've noticed that the body text in all of my older posts has turned Green for some reason. Did some searching online, but could not find anyone having this same problem. What's even MORE puzzling is this color does not even exist in my color palette, it just magically appeared.

I made a new post last week or so and everything was fine, but a day later the text was Green. So I thought maybe Google added a new function where anything OLDER than the current day would default to a certain color, but again, searching through the code and tools yielded NADA.

A couple days ago I made ANOTHER post to test my Day Old theory, but the the day after everything was how it should be...no Green text.

ANYWAY, it's not like many people even SEE this blog, but I wanted to apologize for the ugly Green text on all my old posts. It might not bug any of you, but it really bothers me. Mainly because I can't seem to fix it, lol. So yeah, hopefully it continues on this path of WORKING correctly.


Thanks for reading,
- Jason

Friday, August 7, 2009

Ladies, I Can Think of a More Affordable Alternative to This

...and Yes, you can still do it in the comfort of your own my home.



Thanks Geekologie

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Japanese Robot Noodle Chefs

...and by Chefs I mean KILLERS.



This dynamic-duo of the robotic culinary world will not only make you a bowl of ramen, but they will entertain the crap out of you...just replace the word entertain with kill.

Thank you
Gizmodo

Friday, June 26, 2009

The One. The Only. THRILLER


If I had to pick one Michael Jackson song that had the most impact on me, it would have to be Thriller. Not only was it an amazing album, but the music video redefined the definition of what a music video WAS or could be.

I remember watching the premier and not being able to sleep that night, because Werewolf Michael scared the living crap out of me. I remember seeing the "making of" footage and being amazed when they shoved those giant contacts into his eyes and made that plaster mold of his face, hahaha, clearing out his nostrils so he could breathe. And I remember dancing, step for step, in front of the TV EVERY TIME time that shit came on!

So without further adieu I give you:


THRILLER

The Making of THRILLER part1

The Making of THRILLER part2

The Making of THRILLER part3

The Making of THRILLER part4

The Making of THRILLER part5

Man I wish it was 1982 right about now.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

R-I-P. K-I-N-G.


This is how I'll always remember you.

Ever Seen a Robot Act like a Sissy? Well NOW You Have.


Said Robot is able to express a range of emotions, like happiness, fear, surprise, sadness, anger and disgust or as I like to put it, sissy-pants-ness.

I'm just kidding of course. I know, and more importantly IT knows, these "range of emotions" are just taunts directed towards the human race. Takeover is imminent my friends...and now they have an end zone dance to go with it!

P.S. Sorrow, a.k.a. Stoner Face, at 0:31.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Dirty Dancing Trailer - David Lynch Style


Ever wonder how weird Dirty Dancing would have been if David Lynch had directed it? Well here's the Trailer for it:

Dirty Dancing Trailer - David Lynch Style

It's amazing what a little editing can do.

Dear Robots, Please Keep Being Funny and DON'T Take Over the World...PLEASE!


I think the Geekologie Writer summed up my favorite part best when he said, "0:47 - 0:54: Crooked hat robot pleasures itself furiously with cucumber."

Fat Cap Chair...GIMME DAT!

Monday, June 15, 2009

You're Not As Drunk As I Think I Am!


This is from a French documentary about Africa. The clip here is about these trees that produce fruits, which are apparently alcoholic. As soon as the fruits are ripe, animals come there and just eat the hell out of these things. Welcome to drunk town.

I don't know what's better, the fact that these poor animals are shitfaced, or the music and sound effects.

Friday, June 12, 2009

I Don't Ride Motorcyles, But If I DID...

...it would probably have to be THIS ONE.

Madrid is the New Black


Real Madrid seems to be the Machester City of Spain as of late (bank-roll wise of course).

The Spanish club recently acquired Kaka from AC Milan for 92 million dollars and Christiano Ronaldo from Machester United for 131 million. NOW, they have their eye on Valencia striker David Villa! They must want some trophies something FIERCE over there at the Bernabeu! ;D

I admit I haven't seen many La Liga matches, but the ones I HAVE seen were great. Really BEAUTIFUL football. This season I will make more of an effort to watch...I mean, they DO have the top two footballers in the world playing there now. Should make for an exciting season!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

SWEET! Now If They Can Just Get the Thing to WORK!



Life size Gundam Statue about done! Plenty more shots of it on this Blogo.

Assembled RX78 Gundam - Part 1

Assembled RX78 Gundam - Part 2

Zombies, Zombies and Yes,
MORE Zombies

OFFICIAL - Shi No Numa Trailer


Shi No - Numa Gameplay Trailer


So the World at War Map Pack 2 comes out tomorrow and I cannot WAIT to get my hands on it! I honestly wasn't sure how they could make ANOTHER Zombie Map, but apparently they have and from the looks of it, they made it even BETTER!

A big thanks to PureCyanideKiss from WeTheGamerz.com for always posting the latest and greatest Call of Duty videos.

Ok, NOW I'm Scared


I've never really been scared of Robots...actually, I take that back, THIS ONE is pretty damn terrifying. But now there's a whole NEW fear to deal with...and that fear lies in the shadow of the video above.

This thing not only wiggles around and spies on you, but has the ability to be loaded with explosives and detonated. The Geekologie Writer has a better write-up HERE.

(p.s. Best Blog Writer EVER!)

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Seven Legged Spider Guy...STILL Tremendously Funny


If you aren't familiar with David Thorne and the Seven Legged Spider Letters, check your pulse...you might be dead.

ANYWAY, here is his latest letter, in reply to having PETS in his apartment. Oh the hilarity! Pets in the Apartment

Monday, June 1, 2009

AC Milan THIRD?


Ok, maybe I'm missing something here, but if you are even on points isn't your place THEN determined by GOAL DIFFERENTIAL? In which case shouldn't Milan be in second place and Genoa in fourth? Me no understandy.

Ken Block's Gymkhana 2


Pretty amazing driving, like his first video, but they kinda of over did it with the slow-mo shots. They were cool and all, but c'mon guys...too much of a good thing is no longer a good thing.




This was his first video and my favorite. The amazing driving of which I spoke earlier starts around 1:13 in. Enjoy

Lady GAG ME


You are NOT Dale Bozzio honey. Give it up...please.

LOL Cats Strike Again

Friday, May 22, 2009

A little Further Down Memory Lane...OH SCHNAP!

These commercials for VW are what triggered my "memory lane relapse." I just LOVE EM!





An Engineer's Guide to Cats
& Cat Yodeling

I also remembered An Engineer's Guide to Cats video I saw a while back. After a quick YouTube search I found said video and also stumbled upon a NEW ONE, An Engineer's Guide to Cat Yodeling! This one starts getting good around 1:12 and is DEFINITELY worth the watch!




And THIS is one started it all for me. These guys are great!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

LEGO + Frank Lloyd Wright = LEGO Frank Lloyd Wright Architecture YAY!



This is almost as awesome as the LEGO Star Wars Series! Way to go guys!

The Future According to Microsoft....kinda



Found this via Geekologie.com (the BEST Blog ever created) and it's funny as hell...to me ;D Enjoy.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Oooooops, I Did It Again...



Yep, Man United sealed the deal today holding Arsenal to a nil-nil draw at home to retain the Premier League title. If they hadn't had a game in hand the end of the season would have been a LITTLE more exciting...with Liverpool nipping at their heels. Maybe next year boys. ;D

Friday, May 15, 2009

Ho Pants...and NOT of the St. Nick Persuasion



Just picked up a pair of these for my girlfriend. She LOVES me now...and by love I mean has stopped taking my calls.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Okay. Now I've Seen It ALL



My friend Jon is currently in Korea teaching Engrish to the little ones. Hey man, could you head over there and see if these Otters are real. I have a tingling sensation they could be Robots...well, I guess it could be the Meth I just snorted too. Either way let me know.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Isao Machii a.k.a. Bad Ass Motherfucker with a Fucking Samurai Sword...motherfucker!



Dude, I have a hard time PISSING straight. This dude gives Percision a WHOLE new meaning.

INCREDIBLE!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Korean Wonder Baby



I don't think I really need to say anything here. Ok I take that back, "Awesome! Hahahaha."

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

P.s. One slap...SALAD!



I forgot about this little gem The Slap Chop. I love you Vince. You prostitute basher you!

Holy SLACKBALLS!

I know all of you have been thinking to yourselves, "What the fuck?! Where are the god damn updates?!" (and by all of you I mean two readers)

So I've been a little busy - not like TPC Reports, "fetch the coffee boy" busy, more like WEEEEEEEE, NOWORKBECAUSEIT'SMYFRIENDJON'SBIRTHDAYWEEKEND busy. I've missed a LOT of stuff out there in BlogLand, but I'm back, black and ready to attack! (I'm not really black ya'll)

Anyway, here are a few things I found interesting in my absence:

Pouchy 2009

Sham POW!

Tom Mabe - Phone Call

Modern Warfare 2 - Teaser

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Lady Gunners Get NADA!


THIS is amazing and fucked up all at the same time!

Across THREE seasons, from November 2005 to April 2008, Arsenal Ladies FC won ALL of their league games: 51 wins, 252 goals, and 31 goals conceded. So what's the kicker? They don't get paid to do it! They receive a match fee (whatever that is) to cover their expenses. Most of them juggle full-time jobs while playing, so they basically play to play. Now THAT is love for the game!

With women's Professional Soccer starting up this year in the states, they should come over here! At least they'd get SOMETHING for kicking ass and taking names!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Eastbound & Down - HBO


I don't have HBO, but after seeing THIS I wish I did.

The TI-420 Tokeulator














"Oh hey, you need to make some calculations? Here, use my TI-420 TOKEulator. Pay no mind to the name, giant pot leaf on the back, OR skunky smell. It is MERELY a calculator and not made for making people high...at all."

I thought the whole idea behind disguising some thing was to keep it A SECRET! Way to go Captain Obvious.

Read the whole story over at Gizmodo

MORE ZOMBIES PLEASE! (thanks)



This here is the trailer for Verr├╝ckt, the new Zombie Map contained in Map Pack #1 for Call of Duty: World at War (available March 19th for purchase) This New Pack will also include three other game play maps: Knee Deep, Nightfire, and Station. SOMEONE can't wait for this and by someone I mean Me.

Also be on the lookout for COD: Modern Warfare 2 later this year. That one should be a DOOSEY!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

LOL, Breatharian? More Like HolyCowYouAreCRAZYarian



I can tell you to eat Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese and French Fries for HALF the price THIS guy charges. *hint* Rhymes with Swenty Pillion Lollars (05:25) Oh Wiley Brooks, you're so wiley!

P.S. After eating your 5-D Double Quater Pounder with Cheese and French Fries, why don't you mosey on over to the Breatharian Webiste (if you're at ALL interested in reaching Earth Prime) Acceptable forms of payment: 25 Million Cash or GOLD ;D www.Breatharian.com

March 21st - Shawn Barber
@ RedLetter1 - Ybor City

















A friend of mine by the name of Shawn Barber is having a solo show in Ybor City next Saturday, March 21st. He's really an amazing artist so check it out if you can.

You can see more of his work at www.sdbarber.com

New Math by Craig Damrauer














Found these humorous New Math jpegs whilst rummaging around the interweb. Some of them
are pretty good.

Check'em ALL out at www.MoreNewMath.com

Monday, March 9, 2009

Oh p.s., MLS You Suck!

The Beckham deal is finally done. He's finishing out the Serie A season then coming back to MLS for who knows how many games. Why? I haven't a CLUE, but for some reason I don't think his return to the Galaxy is going to be a warm one.

"I'm playing with one of the biggest clubs in the world with some of the best players in the world." That roughly translates to, "I'm tired of playing second rate football with a bunch of wankers. God, what was I thinking when I left Madrid?," hahahaha.

Can't wait to see how this pans out.

New Depeche Mode album this year!



Here is the video for their first single, Wrong. A little on the dark side for Depeche Mode, but I'm sure the album will nothing short of AMAZING.

They will also being playing in Tampa the day before my birthday. So happy birthday to ME!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Italia 2009

Back in January my girlfriend and I went on a trip to Italy with our good friends Jon and Tara. Well, we've been back for sometime now so I thought I'd let you guys see what a terrible photographer I am.

Enjoy. Italia 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009

Sleep Running...It Happens

Blogging...

Hello interwebians (I just made that up), since my life REALLY Isn't much to Blog about this Blog will be dedicated to stuff I find on OTHER Blogs.

Cool idea right? Yeah, I know....I'm FULL of 'em!

ANYWAY,
Blogging COMMENCE!