Monday, December 28, 2009

P.S. Merry Christmas?

To all of you AVID Opening the Kimono readers out there, I hope you and yours have enjoyed your holiday season so far. The new year is just around the corner, so don't go and do anything stupid. I'm counting on you guys being here for at least another month or so. And Yes, "anything stupid" includes climbing the roof of your parent's house butt ass naked, with a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey in one hand and the neighbor's cat in the other. All the while screaming at the sky that you'd rather burn in Hell than succumb to Robot rule. I'm speaking hypothetically here, not from experience... You know, as an example... Ok, there was a rough patch there when I just didn't... LISTEN, be careful out there, ok? I'm nothing without you.

Warmest wishes,
Thanks for reading,

- Jason

A Perfect 10!

The wave of the future will be robotics...and when I say Wave, I mean Rulers.

They have learned to walk on two legs, to cook our food and to clean our floors. NOW, they are training for what I can only assume to be a Robotic Olympics, which will lead to one thing, and one thing only, WORLD DOMINATION.

So far the only evidence I've managed to find is this small video clip. The little guy has very good form, and even though his dismount was a LITTLE shaky (at 38 seconds), I still gave him a 10

Check out more videos at Hinamitetu's YouTube page HERE.

Friday, December 18, 2009

I Hate Babies, but I Think I MIGHT Want One Now

Honey, turn the lights down low and put on that John Lennon album I like so know, from the Lion King. It time to throw some lovin' down. Thank you again Geekologie.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Go Out for Eggs and Milk... Come Back as Rip Van Winkle

"Hey guys, I'm going out to get a few things from the market, with my helpful grocery shopping Robot! I'll be back in THREE FUCKING YEARS!"

I guess it's a good thing he's slow. That way when you two are strolling down Aisle 5 together (Household / Cleaning) you can outrun the little bastard when he goes for the Kitchen Knives and tries to fillet you're face off.

Thanks Geekologie