Monday, March 16, 2009

The Lady Gunners Get NADA!


THIS is amazing and fucked up all at the same time!

Across THREE seasons, from November 2005 to April 2008, Arsenal Ladies FC won ALL of their league games: 51 wins, 252 goals, and 31 goals conceded. So what's the kicker? They don't get paid to do it! They receive a match fee (whatever that is) to cover their expenses. Most of them juggle full-time jobs while playing, so they basically play to play. Now THAT is love for the game!

With women's Professional Soccer starting up this year in the states, they should come over here! At least they'd get SOMETHING for kicking ass and taking names!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Eastbound & Down - HBO


I don't have HBO, but after seeing THIS I wish I did.

The TI-420 Tokeulator














"Oh hey, you need to make some calculations? Here, use my TI-420 TOKEulator. Pay no mind to the name, giant pot leaf on the back, OR skunky smell. It is MERELY a calculator and not made for making people high...at all."

I thought the whole idea behind disguising some thing was to keep it A SECRET! Way to go Captain Obvious.

Read the whole story over at Gizmodo

MORE ZOMBIES PLEASE! (thanks)



This here is the trailer for Verr├╝ckt, the new Zombie Map contained in Map Pack #1 for Call of Duty: World at War (available March 19th for purchase) This New Pack will also include three other game play maps: Knee Deep, Nightfire, and Station. SOMEONE can't wait for this and by someone I mean Me.

Also be on the lookout for COD: Modern Warfare 2 later this year. That one should be a DOOSEY!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

LOL, Breatharian? More Like HolyCowYouAreCRAZYarian



I can tell you to eat Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese and French Fries for HALF the price THIS guy charges. *hint* Rhymes with Swenty Pillion Lollars (05:25) Oh Wiley Brooks, you're so wiley!

P.S. After eating your 5-D Double Quater Pounder with Cheese and French Fries, why don't you mosey on over to the Breatharian Webiste (if you're at ALL interested in reaching Earth Prime) Acceptable forms of payment: 25 Million Cash or GOLD ;D www.Breatharian.com

March 21st - Shawn Barber
@ RedLetter1 - Ybor City

















A friend of mine by the name of Shawn Barber is having a solo show in Ybor City next Saturday, March 21st. He's really an amazing artist so check it out if you can.

You can see more of his work at www.sdbarber.com

New Math by Craig Damrauer














Found these humorous New Math jpegs whilst rummaging around the interweb. Some of them
are pretty good.

Check'em ALL out at www.MoreNewMath.com

Monday, March 9, 2009

Oh p.s., MLS You Suck!

The Beckham deal is finally done. He's finishing out the Serie A season then coming back to MLS for who knows how many games. Why? I haven't a CLUE, but for some reason I don't think his return to the Galaxy is going to be a warm one.

"I'm playing with one of the biggest clubs in the world with some of the best players in the world." That roughly translates to, "I'm tired of playing second rate football with a bunch of wankers. God, what was I thinking when I left Madrid?," hahahaha.

Can't wait to see how this pans out.

New Depeche Mode album this year!



Here is the video for their first single, Wrong. A little on the dark side for Depeche Mode, but I'm sure the album will nothing short of AMAZING.

They will also being playing in Tampa the day before my birthday. So happy birthday to ME!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Italia 2009

Back in January my girlfriend and I went on a trip to Italy with our good friends Jon and Tara. Well, we've been back for sometime now so I thought I'd let you guys see what a terrible photographer I am.

Enjoy. Italia 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009

Sleep Running...It Happens

Blogging...

Hello interwebians (I just made that up), since my life REALLY Isn't much to Blog about this Blog will be dedicated to stuff I find on OTHER Blogs.

Cool idea right? Yeah, I know....I'm FULL of 'em!

ANYWAY,
Blogging COMMENCE!