tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43364617960252249102024-03-05T22:22:29.301-05:00Opening the KimonoTallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-36693130554662057392011-08-30T23:42:00.003-04:002011-08-30T23:48:43.435-04:00I've MovedAs one of you might have noticed, I haven't made a post on this Blog in... for a long time. Instead, I've created a Tumblr Account, which I find is more user friendly and extremely simple. It's mainly posts of pictures I take while I'm out and about with a few words scattered here and there. If I've piqued your interest click on the Tile above or visit:
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<br />- JasonTallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-83867448551873970342009-12-28T15:59:00.009-05:002009-12-28T16:24:16.090-05:00P.S. Merry Christmas?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">To all of you AVID Opening the Kimono readers out there, I hope you and yours have enjoyed your holiday season so far. The new year is just around the corner, so don't go and do anything stupid. I'm counting on you guys being here for at least another month or so. And Yes, "anything stupid" includes climbing the roof of your parent's house butt ass naked, with a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey in one hand and the neighbor's cat in the other. All the while screaming at the sky that you'd rather burn in Hell than succumb to Robot rule. I'm speaking hypothetically here, not from experience... You know, as an example... Ok, there was a rough patch there when I just didn't... LISTEN, be careful out there, ok? I'm nothing without you.</span></span><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Warmest wishes,</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Thanks for reading,</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">- Jason</span></span></div></div></div></div>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-19007729485797881092009-12-28T15:28:00.011-05:002009-12-28T15:58:16.578-05:00A Perfect 10!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">The wave of the future will be robotics...and when I say Wave, I mean Rulers.<br /><br />They have learned to walk on two legs, to cook our food and to clean our floors. NOW, they are training for what I can only assume to be a Robotic Olympics, which will lead to one thing, and one thing only, WORLD DOMINATION.<br /><br />So far the only evidence I've managed to find is this small video clip. The little guy has very good form, and even though his dismount was a LITTLE shaky (at 38 seconds), I still gave him a 10</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">.</span><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><object width="410" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-GYfv8bB_0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-GYfv8bB_0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="332"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: -webkit-monospace; font-size: 13px; white-space: pre-wrap; "></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">Check out more videos at Hinamitetu's YouTube page</span></span><code style="font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/hinamitetu"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);"> HERE.</span></a></code></span></div>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-18215295918025956772009-12-18T09:31:00.011-05:002009-12-18T09:45:49.296-05:00I Hate Babies, but I Think I MIGHT Want One Now<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFLlszhvX_J9WJWmIIo4wTGqKROKEVqGa_P0pCu3myIgta89GxO8NtiOXbNbklrn8q8UJ2kb4lh5HXhYNU8me7VG30yUP9xm4Bzr2eznFOLGN_-F8xDf9VG8HN-lk7Ych76ehzAXiNGXc/s1600-h/buggy-1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFLlszhvX_J9WJWmIIo4wTGqKROKEVqGa_P0pCu3myIgta89GxO8NtiOXbNbklrn8q8UJ2kb4lh5HXhYNU8me7VG30yUP9xm4Bzr2eznFOLGN_-F8xDf9VG8HN-lk7Ych76ehzAXiNGXc/s320/buggy-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416584423178868034" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:-webkit-monospace;font-size:13px;"><div><br /></div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br /><br /></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">Honey, turn the lights down low and put on that John Lennon album I like so much...you know, from the Lion King. It time to throw some lovin' down. Thank you again</span></span><code style="font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/post_78.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);"> Geekologie.</span></a></code></p></span>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-17791529714410717422009-12-17T17:05:00.011-05:002009-12-17T17:23:52.838-05:00Go Out for Eggs and Milk... Come Back as Rip Van Winkle<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">"Hey guys, I'm going out to get a few things from the market, with my helpful grocery shopping Robot! I'll be back in THREE FUCKING YEARS!"<br /><br />I guess it's a good thing he's slow. That way when you two are strolling down Aisle 5 together (Household / Cleaning) you can outrun the little bastard when he goes for the Kitchen Knives and tries to fillet you're face off.</span><br /><br /><object width="410" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BckK1EcRA60&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BckK1EcRA60&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="332"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">Thanks</span><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/cleanup_in_aisle_4_a_grocery_s.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);"> Geekologie</span></a><p></p></code>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-17247050534160950392009-09-01T11:40:00.009-04:002009-12-17T17:23:24.985-05:00Why Didn't I Think of That?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggFbY-Vk88rxY6CcYTDtUqUF-xOjj2HJRVJrHub_AjLfwXbCl0O_wFEfev3KofiDGGKPSK5bYRZnRa6pgDP2MBQIOg-hs2bBB5LQHODwkb4Fw8UddnEgLi1jGOmCIYJ_2Nqg_NJ9mI_Sc/s1600-h/BucketVac.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 288px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggFbY-Vk88rxY6CcYTDtUqUF-xOjj2HJRVJrHub_AjLfwXbCl0O_wFEfev3KofiDGGKPSK5bYRZnRa6pgDP2MBQIOg-hs2bBB5LQHODwkb4Fw8UddnEgLi1jGOmCIYJ_2Nqg_NJ9mI_Sc/s320/BucketVac.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376524738857367650" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">This has got to be the smartest god damn idea I've seen in a long while.</span><br /><br />Good lookin' out<code style="font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5349563/bucketvac-turns-any-5-gallon-bucket-into-a-wetdry-vacuum"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);"> Gizmodo</span></a></code>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-47352378693349683712009-08-12T11:05:00.003-04:002009-08-12T11:16:38.457-04:00WTF Blogger?I've noticed that the body text in all of my older posts has turned Green for some reason. Did some searching online, but could not find anyone having this same problem. What's even MORE puzzling is this color does not even exist in my color palette, it just magically appeared.<br /><br />I made a new post last week or so and everything was fine, but a day later the text was Green. So I thought maybe Google added a new function where anything OLDER than the current day would default to a certain color, but again, searching through the code and tools yielded NADA.<br /><br />A couple days ago I made ANOTHER post to test my Day Old theory, but the the day after everything was how it should be...no Green text.<br /><br />ANYWAY, it's not like many people even SEE this blog, but I wanted to apologize for the ugly Green text on all my old posts. It might not bug any of you, but it really bothers me. Mainly because I can't seem to fix it, lol. So yeah, hopefully it continues on this path of WORKING correctly.<br /><br /><br />Thanks for reading,<br />- JasonTallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-32860126255747027032009-08-07T16:15:00.008-04:002009-08-07T16:24:54.604-04:00Ladies, I Can Think of a More Affordable Alternative to This...and Yes, you can still do it in the comfort of <strike>your own</strike> my home.<br /><br /><object width="410" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4S3C4AC908w&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4S3C4AC908w&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="332"></embed></object><br /><br />Thanks<code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/wtf_was_that_a_highly_question.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);"> Geekologie</span></a>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-2887921365489730202009-08-05T10:21:00.008-04:002009-12-17T17:24:27.607-05:00Japanese Robot Noodle Chefs<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">...and by Chefs I mean KILLERS.</span><br /><br /><object width="410" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5sVOSlUn7e0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5sVOSlUn7e0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="332"></embed></object><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">This dynamic-duo of the robotic culinary world will not only make you a bowl of ramen, but they will entertain the crap out of you...just replace the word entertain with kill.<br /><br />Thank you</span> <code style="font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5330351/meet-japans-robot-ramen-chefs"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">Gizmodo</span></a></code>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-14512426962887590272009-06-26T09:33:00.012-04:002009-12-17T17:25:15.289-05:00The One. The Only. THRILLER<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIiA73SZEYzZZcf9oCSgDA4-nneiYLZ_QsBgY3P3__tqVFzxRlHDH2gG-Si-cDiVNFsCY-lXrZyNIN-I3Logo8775NJh_vr0lfs-yfqCv_rdSpFQBhOti5_YfQPMzVHu8pX4D_Fi0ZR-E/s1600-h/Thriller.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIiA73SZEYzZZcf9oCSgDA4-nneiYLZ_QsBgY3P3__tqVFzxRlHDH2gG-Si-cDiVNFsCY-lXrZyNIN-I3Logo8775NJh_vr0lfs-yfqCv_rdSpFQBhOti5_YfQPMzVHu8pX4D_Fi0ZR-E/s320/Thriller.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351629745629778978" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">If I had to pick one Michael Jackson song that had the most impact on me, it would have to be Thriller. Not only was it an amazing album, but the music video redefined the definition of what a music video WAS or could be.<br /><br />I remember watching the premier and not being able to sleep that night, because Werewolf Michael scared the living crap out of me. I remember seeing the "making of" footage and being amazed when they shoved those giant contacts into his eyes and made that plaster mold of his face, hahaha, clearing out his nostrils so he could breathe. And I remember dancing, step for step, in front of the TV EVERY TIME time that shit came on!<br /><br />So without further adieu I give you:</span><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">THRILLER</span></a></code><code></code><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OO5lrfvCoA"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">The Making of THRILLER part1</span></a></code><code></code><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DPhVn63Sdo"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">The Making of THRILLER part2</span></a></code><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJhi8LkFm7Y"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">The Making of THRILLER part3</span></a></code><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wPA2NFmdc"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">The Making of THRILLER part4</span></a></code><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy5BQ8SmWjc"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">The Making of THRILLER part5</span></a></code><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">Man I wish it was 1982 right about now.</span>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-13319594822601649972009-06-25T18:17:00.002-04:002009-12-17T17:26:17.623-05:00R-I-P. K-I-N-G.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixxpvPpPWlUK8QfwYHC_eEG1Q3116_pLz6Agdm-H2Yyx5lOq7okGxM0B_QV9EeUn_xtU-y9KYfxANlj_28TIe_vXl5tk4Oau-8R3wQbkn3oew03F8_kt3DRi25anH8_4XzuBNS0hW212o/s1600-h/Michael_Jackson-Off_The_Wall-Frontal.jpg.jpeg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixxpvPpPWlUK8QfwYHC_eEG1Q3116_pLz6Agdm-H2Yyx5lOq7okGxM0B_QV9EeUn_xtU-y9KYfxANlj_28TIe_vXl5tk4Oau-8R3wQbkn3oew03F8_kt3DRi25anH8_4XzuBNS0hW212o/s320/Michael_Jackson-Off_The_Wall-Frontal.jpg.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351393087832836610" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">This is how I'll always remember you.</span>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-70176408710142929982009-06-25T09:47:00.005-04:002009-12-17T17:26:41.031-05:00Ever Seen a Robot Act like a Sissy? Well NOW You Have.<object width="410" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0TmQSNixyeo&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0TmQSNixyeo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="332"></embed></object><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">Said Robot is able to express a range of emotions, like happiness, fear, surprise, sadness, anger and disgust or as I like to put it, sissy-pants-ness.<br /><br />I'm just kidding of course. I know, and more importantly IT knows, these "range of emotions" are just taunts directed towards the human race. Takeover is imminent my friends...and now they have an end zone dance to go with it!<br /><br />P.S. Sorrow, a.k.a. Stoner Face, at 0:31.</span>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-83480057599801320402009-06-16T16:10:00.007-04:002009-12-17T17:27:02.578-05:00Dirty Dancing Trailer - David Lynch Style<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM1OR8B4YVI7Db1caVwf97cOUoXbHwzKklk44PttpCQlJTBc4FrHJkUJPizkfNqaFHGqBMgbG9sZgYuU4OmZICMFgJ6mkVpak64WN8jfJzbdEl8LqnLcJAkoG1HP9Q9sLqE8X3vIgVAk8/s1600-h/DirtyDancingDavidLynch.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 210px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM1OR8B4YVI7Db1caVwf97cOUoXbHwzKklk44PttpCQlJTBc4FrHJkUJPizkfNqaFHGqBMgbG9sZgYuU4OmZICMFgJ6mkVpak64WN8jfJzbdEl8LqnLcJAkoG1HP9Q9sLqE8X3vIgVAk8/s320/DirtyDancingDavidLynch.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348022331006623794" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">Ever wonder how weird Dirty Dancing would have been if David Lynch had directed it? Well here's the Trailer for it:</span><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjvuCOlkO4E"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">Dirty Dancing Trailer - David Lynch Style</span></a></code><code></code><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">It's amazing what a little editing can do.</span>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-76497177611034062352009-06-16T15:58:00.003-04:002009-06-16T16:01:39.321-04:00Dear Robots, Please Keep Being Funny and DON'T Take Over the World...PLEASE!<object width="410" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FImpJxWYzVo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FImpJxWYzVo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="332"></embed></object><br />I think the Geekologie Writer summed up my favorite part best when he said, "0:47 - 0:54: Crooked hat robot pleasures itself furiously with cucumber."TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-20945558663981710592009-06-16T12:58:00.003-04:002009-06-16T13:01:45.809-04:00Fat Cap Chair...GIMME DAT!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZZsOQfuxHZRWJxNu4w68Wk1AMP1-lTBhMCgurufdH1o5shvR0pfRjYgOUiJaP2Gc6e7RpCTFVipj97lapU1Ts5kpCZs1Vn_Vk_PTJEEzW5pR7PZj1TbOqjpjveZcyri7N4ivcdJN5pD4/s1600-h/FatCapChair.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZZsOQfuxHZRWJxNu4w68Wk1AMP1-lTBhMCgurufdH1o5shvR0pfRjYgOUiJaP2Gc6e7RpCTFVipj97lapU1Ts5kpCZs1Vn_Vk_PTJEEzW5pR7PZj1TbOqjpjveZcyri7N4ivcdJN5pD4/s320/FatCapChair.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347971666839967634" /></a>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-36312348428899974922009-06-15T12:11:00.006-04:002009-06-15T12:22:57.707-04:00You're Not As Drunk As I Think I Am!<object width="410" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/d4b_1244756800"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/d4b_1244756800" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="410" height="340"></embed></object><br />This is from a French documentary about Africa. The clip here is about these trees that produce fruits, which are apparently alcoholic. As soon as the fruits are ripe, animals come there and just eat the hell out of these things. Welcome to drunk town.<br /><br />I don't know what's better, the fact that these poor animals are shitfaced, or the music and sound effects.TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-54935317869810430772009-06-12T16:16:00.001-04:002009-06-12T16:17:43.395-04:00I Don't Ride Motorcyles, But If I DID......it would probably have to be THIS ONE.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitX2YrkVAl4zed_CghAcDNs54HGi4OXG45AxYJfP4PGlCXgslcp6sN3_cUwLOaDsPC4xqSHL_YN3Sigh9Le999Uc1SjpAlVHvdGYvL4AA01GR9olVdes6_8RRyRjQ9rLXfXsJ2uyhbZcc/s1600-h/hwznbross.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitX2YrkVAl4zed_CghAcDNs54HGi4OXG45AxYJfP4PGlCXgslcp6sN3_cUwLOaDsPC4xqSHL_YN3Sigh9Le999Uc1SjpAlVHvdGYvL4AA01GR9olVdes6_8RRyRjQ9rLXfXsJ2uyhbZcc/s320/hwznbross.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346537666002462690" /></a>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-24881143521692802162009-06-12T15:12:00.003-04:002009-06-12T15:47:41.570-04:00Madrid is the New Black<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW88sFQa6H6xk_dv20i5oQUuz5VadeZsk4I2F7zUkJZQil_tm2OI09HHZ7dLMv7dCUsw4sVeuj0233cjcS9A4HZ5MOh1hFmxbc9DQtHZhPo8NiepiJ51yetdzFpJUcG4l8b0zkeG5Xbk4/s1600-h/madrid.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW88sFQa6H6xk_dv20i5oQUuz5VadeZsk4I2F7zUkJZQil_tm2OI09HHZ7dLMv7dCUsw4sVeuj0233cjcS9A4HZ5MOh1hFmxbc9DQtHZhPo8NiepiJ51yetdzFpJUcG4l8b0zkeG5Xbk4/s320/madrid.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346521260619204594" /></a><br />Real Madrid seems to be the Machester City of Spain as of late (bank-roll wise of course).<br /><br />The Spanish club recently acquired Kaka from AC Milan for 92 million dollars and Christiano Ronaldo from Machester United for 131 million. NOW, they have their eye on Valencia striker David Villa! They must want some trophies something FIERCE over there at the Bernabeu! ;D<br /><br />I admit I haven't seen many La Liga matches, but the ones I HAVE seen were great. Really BEAUTIFUL football. This season I will make more of an effort to watch...I mean, they DO have the top two footballers in the world playing there now. Should make for an exciting season!TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-14109693168035347362009-06-10T14:17:00.003-04:002009-06-10T14:24:58.447-04:00SWEET! Now If They Can Just Get the Thing to WORK!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoCLm03Nx4Hei7CHWxHjq5KLZwC-dJe97LnclJ3nFQGL4u0PZvpbokzTPCwVEocFmPAKJHr-OsSkLlxCaI5qRyX8LQKg04Ijg9H5Ny0iLBuhtJfzA35J9X3sBvJySg2WrUp0Rtwran0As/s1600-h/GUNDAM.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoCLm03Nx4Hei7CHWxHjq5KLZwC-dJe97LnclJ3nFQGL4u0PZvpbokzTPCwVEocFmPAKJHr-OsSkLlxCaI5qRyX8LQKg04Ijg9H5Ny0iLBuhtJfzA35J9X3sBvJySg2WrUp0Rtwran0As/s320/GUNDAM.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345764816719053954" /></a><br /><br />Life size Gundam Statue about done! Plenty more shots of it on <code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://punynari.wordpress.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">this Blogo.</span></a></code></span><code></code><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://punynari.wordpress.com/2009/06/09/assembled-life-sized-rx78-gundam-part-1/"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">Assembled RX78 Gundam - Part 1</span></a></code></span><code></code><br /><br /><code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://punynari.wordpress.com/2009/06/09/assembled-rx78-gundam-part-2/"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">Assembled RX78 Gundam - Part 2</span></a></code></span><code></code>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-16218110432373162752009-06-10T12:03:00.003-04:002009-06-10T12:13:25.745-04:00Zombies, Zombies and Yes, MORE ZombiesOFFICIAL - Shi No Numa Trailer<br /><object width="410" height="249"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3vPwqBuDis&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3vPwqBuDis&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="249"></embed></object><br /><br />Shi No - Numa Gameplay Trailer<br /><object width="410" height="249"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7GK6doXkxKo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7GK6doXkxKo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="249"></embed></object><br /><br />So the World at War Map Pack 2 comes out tomorrow and I cannot WAIT to get my hands on it! I honestly wasn't sure how they could make ANOTHER Zombie Map, but apparently they have and from the looks of it, they made it even BETTER!<br /><br />A big thanks to <code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/PureCyanideKiss"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">PureCyanideKiss</span></a></code></span><code></code> from <code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://wethegamerz.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">WeTheGamerz.com</span></a></code></span><code></code> for always posting the latest and greatest Call of Duty videos.TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-11917782900543665202009-06-10T11:43:00.007-04:002009-06-10T14:29:26.962-04:00Ok, NOW I'm Scared<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R14Y8h2xNRI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R14Y8h2xNRI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I've never really been scared of Robots...actually, I take that back, <code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn2Pb_Kh8Pk"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">THIS ONE</span></a></code></span><code></code> is pretty damn terrifying. But now there's a whole NEW fear to deal with...and that fear lies in the shadow of the video above.<br /><br />This thing not only wiggles around and spies on you, but has the ability to be loaded with explosives and detonated. The Geekologie Writer has a better write-up <code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/aaaah_israeli_army_to_deploy_r.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">HERE</span></a></code></span><code></code>.<br /><br />(p.s. Best Blog Writer EVER!)TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-36893845595417323792009-06-04T10:23:00.003-04:002009-06-04T10:59:59.871-04:00Seven Legged Spider Guy...STILL Tremendously Funny<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5XivPToU9sUkXHYUtDSY-CCvOZGg2yv0r5D-JtkQv596PdKtDHc5L4TevOlWFuAvwYGXKzS4rAqO7CTb6zjYQI82eU-WMjA5Wvt7-3bfg8zOVGq___nJGX378mDeQAZmD2Lt9XuL92H4/s1600-h/pets.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5XivPToU9sUkXHYUtDSY-CCvOZGg2yv0r5D-JtkQv596PdKtDHc5L4TevOlWFuAvwYGXKzS4rAqO7CTb6zjYQI82eU-WMjA5Wvt7-3bfg8zOVGq___nJGX378mDeQAZmD2Lt9XuL92H4/s320/pets.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343478339835750978" /></a><br />If you aren't familiar with David Thorne and the <code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">Seven Legged Spider Letters</span></a></code></span><code></code>, check your pulse...you might be dead.<br /><br />ANYWAY, here is his latest letter, in reply to having PETS in his apartment. Oh the hilarity! <code style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-family: verdana;"><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/the_ducks_are_not_mine_david_t.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(202, 249, 155);">Pets in the Apartment</span></a></code></span><code></code>TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-12249304073703013482009-06-01T15:41:00.004-04:002009-06-10T12:46:05.343-04:00AC Milan THIRD?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-VjZ9MWNwvaFDwNqKCX2RFJFFBwzesB-XC8lXuttA68WWAxjyyPSICwSZCY0AUYQLGxrGDfPhBovcrny1JhDLoKRflTGU4aABPSOR1dURnl-isatbUmA4KCV2NWEjXY595-WPVHCNPWI/s1600-h/2009_Scudetto+Final+Standings.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 231px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-VjZ9MWNwvaFDwNqKCX2RFJFFBwzesB-XC8lXuttA68WWAxjyyPSICwSZCY0AUYQLGxrGDfPhBovcrny1JhDLoKRflTGU4aABPSOR1dURnl-isatbUmA4KCV2NWEjXY595-WPVHCNPWI/s320/2009_Scudetto+Final+Standings.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342447650369898386" /></a><br />Ok, maybe I'm missing something here, but if you are even on points isn't your place THEN determined by GOAL DIFFERENTIAL? In which case shouldn't Milan be in second place and Genoa in fourth? Me no understandy.TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-31011763503788741202009-06-01T15:10:00.003-04:002009-06-01T15:18:31.351-04:00Ken Block's Gymkhana 2<object width="410" height="249"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQ7R_buZPSo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQ7R_buZPSo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="249"></embed></object><br />Pretty amazing driving, like his first video, but they kinda of over did it with the slow-mo shots. They were cool and all, but c'mon guys...too much of a good thing is no longer a good thing.<br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="410" height="333"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OGDvX_FXyf8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OGDvX_FXyf8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="333"></embed></object><br />This was his first video and my favorite. The amazing driving of which I spoke earlier starts around 1:13 in. EnjoyTallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336461796025224910.post-13009195041058127242009-06-01T14:46:00.003-04:002009-06-01T15:18:45.272-04:00Lady GAG ME<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOojfulEmrc9xNL_lM-3vPdqZFaXTFds38ILyC61nOURa1C4IeeJ98zEwLwv03HOTn6n5wdWJ2i2FkxOPui46GfCMevSLIxzY6Wi9dB6X9sXEX0v7kQhxHvItV6U3Bj750tvc-4fkwrqY/s1600-h/Lady_Gag_Me.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOojfulEmrc9xNL_lM-3vPdqZFaXTFds38ILyC61nOURa1C4IeeJ98zEwLwv03HOTn6n5wdWJ2i2FkxOPui46GfCMevSLIxzY6Wi9dB6X9sXEX0v7kQhxHvItV6U3Bj750tvc-4fkwrqY/s320/Lady_Gag_Me.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342432893500234290" /></a><br />You are NOT Dale Bozzio honey. Give it up...please.TallFacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11569759674165757529noreply@blogger.com3