Go Out for Eggs and Milk... Come Back as Rip Van Winkle

"Hey guys, I'm going out to get a few things from the market, with my helpful grocery shopping Robot! I'll be back in THREE FUCKING YEARS!"

I guess it's a good thing he's slow. That way when you two are strolling down Aisle 5 together (Household / Cleaning) you can outrun the little bastard when he goes for the Kitchen Knives and tries to fillet you're face off.




Thanks Geekologie