Friday, May 22, 2009

A little Further Down Memory Lane...OH SCHNAP!

These commercials for VW are what triggered my "memory lane relapse." I just LOVE EM!





An Engineer's Guide to Cats
& Cat Yodeling

I also remembered An Engineer's Guide to Cats video I saw a while back. After a quick YouTube search I found said video and also stumbled upon a NEW ONE, An Engineer's Guide to Cat Yodeling! This one starts getting good around 1:12 and is DEFINITELY worth the watch!




And THIS is one started it all for me. These guys are great!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

LEGO + Frank Lloyd Wright = LEGO Frank Lloyd Wright Architecture YAY!



This is almost as awesome as the LEGO Star Wars Series! Way to go guys!

The Future According to Microsoft....kinda



Found this via Geekologie.com (the BEST Blog ever created) and it's funny as hell...to me ;D Enjoy.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Oooooops, I Did It Again...



Yep, Man United sealed the deal today holding Arsenal to a nil-nil draw at home to retain the Premier League title. If they hadn't had a game in hand the end of the season would have been a LITTLE more exciting...with Liverpool nipping at their heels. Maybe next year boys. ;D

Friday, May 15, 2009

Ho Pants...and NOT of the St. Nick Persuasion



Just picked up a pair of these for my girlfriend. She LOVES me now...and by love I mean has stopped taking my calls.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Okay. Now I've Seen It ALL



My friend Jon is currently in Korea teaching Engrish to the little ones. Hey man, could you head over there and see if these Otters are real. I have a tingling sensation they could be Robots...well, I guess it could be the Meth I just snorted too. Either way let me know.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Isao Machii a.k.a. Bad Ass Motherfucker with a Fucking Samurai Sword...motherfucker!



Dude, I have a hard time PISSING straight. This dude gives Percision a WHOLE new meaning.

INCREDIBLE!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Korean Wonder Baby



I don't think I really need to say anything here. Ok I take that back, "Awesome! Hahahaha."

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

P.s. One slap...SALAD!



I forgot about this little gem The Slap Chop. I love you Vince. You prostitute basher you!

Holy SLACKBALLS!

I know all of you have been thinking to yourselves, "What the fuck?! Where are the god damn updates?!" (and by all of you I mean two readers)

So I've been a little busy - not like TPC Reports, "fetch the coffee boy" busy, more like WEEEEEEEE, NOWORKBECAUSEIT'SMYFRIENDJON'SBIRTHDAYWEEKEND busy. I've missed a LOT of stuff out there in BlogLand, but I'm back, black and ready to attack! (I'm not really black ya'll)

Anyway, here are a few things I found interesting in my absence:

Pouchy 2009

Sham POW!

Tom Mabe - Phone Call

Modern Warfare 2 - Teaser

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Lady Gunners Get NADA!


THIS is amazing and fucked up all at the same time!

Across THREE seasons, from November 2005 to April 2008, Arsenal Ladies FC won ALL of their league games: 51 wins, 252 goals, and 31 goals conceded. So what's the kicker? They don't get paid to do it! They receive a match fee (whatever that is) to cover their expenses. Most of them juggle full-time jobs while playing, so they basically play to play. Now THAT is love for the game!

With women's Professional Soccer starting up this year in the states, they should come over here! At least they'd get SOMETHING for kicking ass and taking names!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Eastbound & Down - HBO


I don't have HBO, but after seeing THIS I wish I did.

The TI-420 Tokeulator














"Oh hey, you need to make some calculations? Here, use my TI-420 TOKEulator. Pay no mind to the name, giant pot leaf on the back, OR skunky smell. It is MERELY a calculator and not made for making people high...at all."

I thought the whole idea behind disguising some thing was to keep it A SECRET! Way to go Captain Obvious.

Read the whole story over at Gizmodo

MORE ZOMBIES PLEASE! (thanks)



This here is the trailer for Verrückt, the new Zombie Map contained in Map Pack #1 for Call of Duty: World at War (available March 19th for purchase) This New Pack will also include three other game play maps: Knee Deep, Nightfire, and Station. SOMEONE can't wait for this and by someone I mean Me.

Also be on the lookout for COD: Modern Warfare 2 later this year. That one should be a DOOSEY!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

LOL, Breatharian? More Like HolyCowYouAreCRAZYarian



I can tell you to eat Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese and French Fries for HALF the price THIS guy charges. *hint* Rhymes with Swenty Pillion Lollars (05:25) Oh Wiley Brooks, you're so wiley!

P.S. After eating your 5-D Double Quater Pounder with Cheese and French Fries, why don't you mosey on over to the Breatharian Webiste (if you're at ALL interested in reaching Earth Prime) Acceptable forms of payment: 25 Million Cash or GOLD ;D www.Breatharian.com

March 21st - Shawn Barber
@ RedLetter1 - Ybor City

















A friend of mine by the name of Shawn Barber is having a solo show in Ybor City next Saturday, March 21st. He's really an amazing artist so check it out if you can.

You can see more of his work at www.sdbarber.com